• stranger: ma'am your baby is on fire
  • me: 420 blaze it
  • stranger: mA'AM

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
(via deadvibe, martonperlaki)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

xkrystlexmethx:

Boom.
morephasesthandepp:

Morning face..in the car @.@
intj-thoughts:

thought by - fork-you-27

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

20aliens:

The Hatchby Nocturnal Kansas
cereusart:

Conch Shell